Blue and Purple

Nov 29, 2019

Just some funny stuff! Hope you enjoy!!

• When life gives you lemons, bite them and make a funny face
• If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost
• Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes
• I just kidnapped myself! If you don’t give me $500 you’ll never see me again.
• When I die, I want my last words to be “I left a million dollars under the…”
• Science Fact: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die
• I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around

Have some fun with your life…call in sick to places you don’t even work at!

Hope you are having a great day!

Thanks for stopping by!!

click on either image to see what I have available at Picfair and Pinterest

FYI:

My son just scraped his hand on the ceiling fan!

I think it’s time to raise the roof! LOL