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Posted on January 9, 2020 by hcmorris77
Jan 9, 2020
But first, I want to tell you about the conversation my son and I just had…
It all started because my son said something along the lines of “We need a break from the insanity in this house!” Something along those lines, and he was talking about the peace and quiet…no tv, no radio, no external noise…just peace and quiet!
“You’re telling me everyone in this house is insane?” I asked. “Including you?”
“Where am I?” my son asked.
“In house” I replied. (I could’ve said ‘in this house’ but I wanted to see what he would say.)
“Better to be in-house than outhouse!”
The tears were rolling! Neither one of us could stop laughing! We’d stop, take a breath, then one of us would start to laughing again! I actually had to leave the room…
I’m not sure if I’m quoting exactly, except for that last line…that last line is verbatim!! It’s probably not as funny to you, but I really needed that laugh!
So, anyway…what’s so tiny! Let me show you!
… Cell Phone Photos …
I bought this little camera at an auction I went to back in October I think. I only paid $4 (USD) for a box of cameras and things! When I got home and started going through things, I actually was excited about this buy!
It came in a little box, with instructions. It is a “miniature camera” with a single fixed focus lens, shutter I (1/25) & B. Takes 10 pictures of 14mmx14mm on 16mm roll film. The size of the camera is 55mmx30mmx30mm.
On Ebay, they’re listed as spy cameras and only worth around $25 up to $100. I guess depending on condition.
On the list of instructions it says you can send the roll of film to SMALL FILM PHOTOLAB, with a Brooklyn NY address. The cost was only 7 cents (US) each.
I couldn’t imagine trying to load the film into the camera! It’s just like a regular single lens reflex (SLR) camera, just way smaller!
Other sayings by son of a leprechaun:
“The family that laughs together, stays together.
Yeah, well, the family that poops together, moves together.”
“Oh look! A brown dot! Oh my goodness – I’ve never seen a brown dot before! (Laughter) Let me see! Let me see!”
A twisted song:
“Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer do
Are you shaped like an elf or two?”
A riddle: (I will give you the answer at the end)
I can cure you but I am not medicine. I am a part of nature. I am not water or herb. What am I?
And yours truly:
“I just shaved my tongue this morning!”
(Again, I will explain this at the end!)
Hope you have a great day, night or evening
where ever you may be!
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As I promised: the answer to the riddle is time!
And the shaving my tongue: well, we had just started on our trip back home from the family reunion (this was a few years ago, my son was still in a booster seat) in Pennsylvania in late June…and I noticed that the hair on my legs was already starting to grow back and I said “I just shaved my tongue this morning!” what I meant to say was, “I just shaved my legs this morning.” Everyone in the car heard and busted out laughing! Of course, my son didn’t know what was so funny! When we had gotten some composure back, my mom made a comment like “Did you forget to put your eye teeth in this morning?” …eye teeth, so you can see what you are saying?!?
Yep, that’s my family! And I wouldn’t change a thing!
have a great one…see you again soon!
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