Gasoline

May 13, 2021

image made May 13, 2021
LG Cell Phone camera

Gasoline
(parody of Abiline)
by George Hamilton IV

Gasoline, Gasoline
Highest prices that I’ve ever seen
What on earth is goin’ on with Gasoline
Oh Gasoline

Filled my tank the other night
Watched that meter just spin out of sight
Don’t I wish they’d lower the price of gasoline
Oh Gasoline

Gasoline, Gasoline
Highest prices that I’ve ever seen
Don’t I wish they’d lower the price of Gasoline
Oh Gasoline

Nowadays my old car
She spends a lot of time in my back yard
We can’t afford to take her far on Gasoline
Oh Gasoline

Gasoline, Gasoline
Highest prices that I’ve ever seen
Aren’t we tired of gettin’ reamed by Gasoline
Oh Gasoline

As far as I can tell, this song was written in 2008. So, I’m stickin’ with that until I learn otherwise! Click on the green “Gasoline” to hear it on YouTube.

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Driver Gets A Tap On His Car Window Outside Of Washington What Happens Next Is Shocking funny jokes story lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings joke humor stories funny jokes hilarious. political humor

Driver gets a tap on his car window outside of Washington D.C. What he hears next is shocking.

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

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Yes, I know I’m going to hell in gasoline panties for laughing at that, but I thought it was HYSTERICAL!

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“Kids have so much energy because they
siphon out of their parents like midget
gasoline thieves.”

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