Press 1 for English, by What Ed Said

October 27, 2021

*copied from Facebook, by What Ed Said…by the way, he gives me permission to do this!

Press 1 for English

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Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Español
Press 3 for French
Press 5 if you don’t know

If you only speak English
That will not do
That could be racist
That will not do

Press 8 for Italian
And 1 if you are in a rig
Press 1 one more time
Before you try to dig

Press 6 for domestic
Press 1 to go global
Press 1 one more time
To speak to T-Mobile

Then stay on hold
Be transferred again
Then get disconnected
That’s where you begin

Press 1 again for English
Press 2 for Español
Press 0 over and over
If you are vexed in your soul

Hope you have a great day!

Thanks for stopping by!!

#Adele quotes: "Hello from the other side"

hello from the other side

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Wait a minute

(pbr.) Expect to wait for another
10 minutes

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If you answer the phone with “Hello, you’re on the air!” most telemarketers will quickly hang up

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take care
stay safe
much love

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