I can walk out the gate with no fear

It is not the responsibility of the Unvaccinated to protect the Vaccinated.

That’s the Vaccines job.

What to do if you wake up at 3am and there’s a cowboy in your room

Step One: Check to see if you have traveled back in cowboy times. This can easily be done by asking, “Is this cowboy times?”
Step Two: If they say “Yes, it is cowboy times”, then that explains everything. Back to bed!
Step Three: If it is not cowboy times, ask, “Cowboy, why are you here?” or ” why are you here, cowboy?”
Step Four: If they say “I need your help to find my magical horse, Rex,” then go with him, because this kind of thing doesn’t happen very often.
Step Five: If they don’t say that, then this is a bad cowboy.
Step Six: Deploy anti-cowboy measures.

did you know?

This planet looks a lot like Earth from a distance, but it’s more like Earth’s evil twin. It’s called HD189733b, its winds blow at 7 times the speed of sound, and its rain is made of molten glass.