fun Christmas quotes

December 23, 2021

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”
~ Charles M. Schulz

“Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people only once a year.”

~ Victor Borge

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
~ Andy Borowitz

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store,
and he asked for my autograph.”

~ Shirley Temple

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
~ Johnny Carson

Which country did eggnog come from? England
Which country started the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree? Germany
What was the highest-grossing Christmas movie of all time? Home Alone
What popular Christmas song was actually written for Thanksgiving? “Jingle Bells”
(parade.com)

“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas.
I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it,
but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”

~ Steven Wright

hope you have a great day!
thanks for stopping by!!

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Me: What list am I on, Santa?
Well, I’ve been looking at the memes
you’ve been posting…
so probably DHS, NSA and the FBI?…

Merry Christmas
and Happy Holidays

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take care
stay safe
much love

Matthew 1:21 (KJV)
And she shall bring forth a son,
and thou shalt call his name Jesus:
for he shall save his people from their sins.

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