“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become partof the family.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” ~ Victor Borge
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” ~ Andy Borowitz
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” ~ Shirley Temple
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” ~ Johnny Carson
Which country did eggnog come from? England Which country started the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree? Germany What was the highest-grossing Christmas movie of all time?Home Alone What popular Christmas song was actually written for Thanksgiving? “Jingle Bells” (parade.com)
“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.” ~ Steven Wright
hope you have a great day! thanks for stopping by!!
Me: What list am I on, Santa? Well, I’ve been looking at the memes you’ve been posting… so probably DHS, NSA and the FBI?…
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
take care stay safe much love
Matthew 1:21 (KJV) And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Jesus: for he shall save his people from their sins.