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Braindead
Idiot
Destroying
Entire
Nation

Twelve Reasons Why You Should

1. Acorns not getting any cheaper
2. Won’t know what it tastes like until you try it
3. “Haunted” could mean a lot of things
4. It can’t burn forever, right?
5. Not every day they’re handing out venomous reptiles
6. Probably nothing to worry about
7. It’s Tuesday…or maybe it’s NOT Tuesday!
8. Might get rid of weird guy living in basement
9. Worth it just to see the look on Aunt Martha’s face
10. Could be made of rare fish parts
11. Chance of death exactly that, a chance
12. Hard to say no to a raging hippo

When you realize these are the children of the current President and Vice President (step daughter) the current state of the country makes a lot more sense.