April 14, 2022
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An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.
The officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.
Little Boy says, “He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?” Officer says “Yes.” Little Boy says, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody decided to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is geographical. Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas. Our dipsticks are located in D.C.
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.