in my head I’m gardening

Even in a bad economy
Planned Parenthood
makes a killing

…they weren’t the only ones either

Liberals believe that the Constitution gives citizens the right to an abortion, even though the Constitution says nothing about it.

But they don’t believe it gives you the right to bear arms, even though it says so explicitly.

Bottom line: Liberals don’t really believe in the Constitution at all. They just want to impose their will on everyone else.