Monsters of the world unite

October 25, 2022

Lyics:
~ to the tune of Glory, Glory Hallejuah
~ I had to transpose the lyrics myself. I hope I got it right.

Monsters of the world unite
It’s time you got a break
There are those on television
Who your very life would take
They’ll shoot you down
or make you drown
or burn you at the stake
Monsters of the world unite

Gory gory hallelujah
Gory gory hallelujah
Monsters of the world unite

King Kong was a gorilla
and sightseeing was his crime
He had to see the Empire State Building just one time
He couldn’t fit in the elevator
so he had to climb
After that they shot him down

Rodan was just a gentle bird
though very big in size
the flapping of his wings
could knock a plane down from the skies
Well he ruined half of Tokyo
but he apologized
and still they shot him down

Gory gory hallelujah
gory gory hallelujah
monsters of the world unite

One day while in the bathtub
from the drain to my surprise
the creature from the Black Lagoon
crawled out before my eyes
I said will you scrub my back for me
he said happy to oblige
well that sure was nice of him

When I see Frankenstein and Dracula
I’m always pumped
I know they’re only playful boys
and don’t mean any harm
oh one may drink a little blood
and one may break an arm
but they’re fun to have around

gory gory hallelujah
gory gory hallelujah
monsters of the world unite

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