I love you this much

“A dozen eggs! This must have cost a small fortune.”

“Happy Valentine’s Day!”

February 14

The moment you realize your milk has a Valentine’s Day Date…and you don’t.

Love is in the air…

No, wait!
That’s coffee.

Ah, same thing.

Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Yes, February 14

“Hi, I’m St. Valentine. I was brutally beaten and beheaded the year 269AD. I just wanted to thank you for remembering me on this day of romantic love. Enjoy your dinner!”

link: learnreligions.com

Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative, and shallow interpretation of romance day.

Happy Valentines
to all those who are taken,
almost taken, taken for granted,
waiting to be taken, assumed to be taken,
and those who aren’t taken seriously.