The Cardinal Sin

July 5, 2023

The Cardinal Sin
by What Ed Said

Regarding the woman who claims she identifies as a Cardinal… this is copied from Facebook, it showed up in my memories, so I thought I’d share it here, with permission

I saw a woke woman
She identifies as a bird
She tweets and she tweets
So all of us have heard

Twas on her Twitter page
Oh she chirps and she chirps
But I’m really not so sure
She travels off to work

A woman as a cardinal?
Next will be a canary
And this cardinal’s gender
Well it’s non-binary

Was this bird Catholic?
Wrong Cardinal I guess
Now this wayward bird
The priests will not bless

Cardinals in the church?
Let’s call up the Pope
Are they truly birds
Just attempting to cope?

She’s figuring out life
She’s coming to terms
But please will you tell me
Does she snack on worms?

I remember as a kid
I’d pretend to be a dog
I would moo like a cow
Or ribbit like a frog

But one day I grew up
It took longer than it should
I knew I wasn’t an animal
I finally had understood

Yes she has a bird brain
I don’t get this mentality
It seems some of our youth
Do not live in reality

Don’t be snapping at me
Don’t label me a hater
Unless you now identify
As an alligator

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