The future is in deep doodoo (political humor)

July 17, 2023

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family,
so let’s call me capitalism.
Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.
We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people.
The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future.
Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

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Capitalism is actually a good thing, the government isn’t asleep, the people are getting screwed, and the future is looking very dark.

Capitalism actually does work – when the people decide what is good, what is bad, what’s too expensive or outrageous. It’s when there’s a monopoly that things go bad, or the government tells you what is good/bad – makes the decision for you.

The government…the democrats are hard at work trying to bring the country down, to bring in the new world order, and the Republicans aren’t doing much to stop them. At least it seems that way.

The people…do I really need to say much? I highly doubt it…if you’re awake, you see everything for what it truly is.

The future…unless things get turned around, our children, grandchildren, won’t have much of a future, freedom to choose, to live their lives as we did.

I thought the story was funny and thought I’d share.

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