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Meme dump – humor
August 1, 2023
It’s time for yet another meme dump. Some may be considered offensive, but I found them funny. I tried to stay away from political humor, but some of them found their way in.
I got a bit busy cutting and clearing a dead pine tree today, and got a little behind on posting. I thought about pushing this back to another day, but it won’t really work. So… I have to do what I have to do. It all works out in the end, right?
NOTICE
of meme acquisition
The purpose of this notice is to inform you that the meme you have posted has been saved to the mobile device of the person(s) posting this notice.
No Further Action Is Required
(wimkin)
~ a picture of a planet 5 billion kilometers away
~ bank security cameras
(wimkin)
At this point, I only trust people who have been canceled,
banned, deleted or have been in fb jail
Kids: Ugh. We’re bored. Why won’t you entertain us?
Me: Listen, I’m pretty sure your grandparents didn’t even know where we were from about 1990-1995, so pipe down there, spring chickens.
…we learned real quick not to let mom or dad know we were bored – we got put to work
(Facebook)
“What are you in for?”
“Posting gun pictures”
“Saying I supported free speech”
“I tried to sell a fish”
Facebook Jail
…I did two 1 one stints for posting flowers (they were too sexual, or too nude), spent 7 months in jail getting out for a few minutes, hours or a day or two between stints
(Facebook)
Japanese Sex
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: “Sukitaki. Mojotaka!”
Wife replies: “Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!”
Husband says angrily: “Toka a anji rodiroumi yakoo!”
Wife, on her knees, literally begging: “Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!”
Husband shouts angrily: “Na miaou kina Tim kouji!”
I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don’t know Japanese! You’ll read anything as long as it’s about sex… Sometimes I worry about you. You’ew in need of serious help!
…as far as I know, this is just made up – I did try to translate a few words but nothing came up
(Facebook)
UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance
Thanks to the maker.
Dubai unveils plans for a $9 billion gold-plated, diamond encrusted skyscraper
~ ribbed for her pleasure?
~ Women will not be allowed in this structure
~ link: cookednomad.com
(wimkin)
Lunch Detention
~ 1 day ~
Name: Hank Beeney
Grade: 6th
Reason: Student was covering his ears while CNN10 was on. He was asked to stop and listen to the video. He replied, “I don’t want to listen to Democrats.” and continued to cover his ears.
Person Assigning: Tessa House
Date: 1-14-22
Time: 12_27
Comments: mom notified 1/18/22 @9:15am
(Facebook)
Just an FYI to everyone.
I will eat your pickle if you don’t want it.
Thank you.
Every time a vegan has to touch his meat to pee…
(wimkin)
Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up!!
When you are playing in the void
with the energy densities and find a void bubble.
(Facebook)
Me offering a person who was triggered by my posts a glass of water to calm down.
(wimkin)
The only farting cows destroying the planet,
are the one’s on “The View”
(wimkin)
Just know, if you’re friends with me, I’ve ranked you based on your skills as to how useful you will be after the grid goes down. It doesn’t change our friendship now, but just know I have lists. A team, B team, C team and “dead weight”.
(Facebook)
I would like to suggest
government-free zones.
(wimkin)
Remember, you are a kernel of corn in the digestive track of life: things may get crappy, but don’t worry…
You’ll make it out whole.
(Facebook)
hope you have a great day!
thanks for stopping by!!
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