might as well have some fun while we’re at it

August 20, 2023

wonderful ~ beautiful

to do list:

  1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
  2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
  3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
  4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
  5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
  6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
  7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula. (Dr. Acula – Dracula)
  8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person. (Simon says…)
  9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
  10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

If you think having your child government chipped will stop them from being abducted and disappearing…

consider that with a chip the professional child trafficking ring now knows your child’s whereabouts at all times. They can abduct and disable that chip.


Using cash is like…

telling the government what you buy
is none of their business.


they swabbed my butt and it came back positive…

I’ve got climate change!


Add This To Your Stockpile To Increase Its Shelf Life: ask a prepper… “While there are various modern preservation techniques, many pantry items can be used to achieve the same goal, keeping our food fresh and delicious for extended periods. Food preservation is essential for extending the shelf life of perishable items and reducing food waste.” salt, sugar (called sugaring when used as a preservative), vinegar (quick pickling), oil, citric acid, are methods discussed in this article – as well as how to use each preservative

hope you have a great day!
thanks for stopping by!!

Gospel of Thomas (52)
(1) His disciples said to him: “Twenty-four prophets have spoken in Israel,
and all (of them) have spoken through you.”
(2) He said to them: “You have pushed away the living (one) from yourselves,
and you have begun to speak of those who are dead.”

comparable to Psalm 115: 17 (NKJV)

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